Unemployed Philosophers Guild Lib Balm & Soaps

When you’re finished cleaning up Gotham, it’s time to clean up. This hard-working soap fits in your utility belt and makes you feel like a million(aire).

[fresh milk, cocoa butter]

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

2 oz. / 56 g.
NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
Made in the USA.


Whether you're traveling long distances on foot, entertaining friends with stories – or both – make sure to bring along Wife of Bath Soap for that special clean – 14th-century style! After all, it’s what women most desire...

[Lusty lemon verbena scent.]

Try the rest of our FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps!

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

2 oz. / 56 g...


Now you can work and play like a WARRIOR and still be fresh as a PRINCESS – thanks to Wonder Woman soap! [fresh milk, cocoa butter] Try the rest of our FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps! Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! Ponder. Rinse. Repeat. 2 oz. / 56 g. NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS Made in the USA.


Smooth on FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS lip balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor.
Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g) [citrus]


Got that uncomfortable feeling? Is your smile tight and painful? Do your lips purse and pucker – even in front of cameras?

It’s time for IMPEACHMINT!

This minty peach flavor lip balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT.

Demand IMPEACHMINT!

Apply liberally.

Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)

[peppermint-flavored]


Do you feel more than you ought to do? Dry lips take delight in vexing you! JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth.
Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
[peppermint]


Guaranteed to create a trail of glowing particles when traveling through earth's atmosphere at a speed greater than 20 kilometers per second! Honey and oatmeal, exfoliating.


Things been rough lately? There’s hope! O-Balm-A is the smooth, genuine balm to make you feel good – more like yourself. When’s the last time you smiled? Well, it’s going to be good again. Reach for O-Balm-A and get back to normal.
Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
peppermint


The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.
Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
[cherry]


Northshire Manchester Store

Northshire Manchester
4869 Main Street
Manchester Center, VT 05255
ph. 802.362.2200
ph. (toll free) 800.437.3700
Sun-Thu 10am-7pm Fri-Sat 10am-9pm
Directions to Manchester

Northshire Saratoga Store

Northshire Saratoga
424 Broadway
Saratoga Springs, NY 12866
ph. 518.682.4200
ph. (toll free) 855.339.5990
Sun-Thu 10am-7pm Fri-Sat 10am-9pm
Directions to Saratoga Springs