One Tuesday morning not so long ago, we arrived at UPG Headquarters to discover a smoldering goat's head at our doorstep. Naturally, we were alarmed. We were certain that goat's head wasn't smoldering when we closed up shop Monday night. Upon closer inspection, we discovered a singed piece of parchment beside it. We tentatively unrolled it to reveal demonic runes scrawled with blood (or possibly a red Sharpie). It took us weeks to decipher, but we eventually discovered it was a recipe for a devilishly-hot candy called Sin-o-Mints. So we packaged these spicy-hot wonders in an amazing tin bearing an illustration of Lucifer himself and made them available to you. If you'd like the recipe, just send us a note and a self-addressed box big enough to hold a smoldering goat's head.