They're simply wonderful! A gourmet mint that you'll never forget.
So cool! How do you keep your breath minty and refreshed? Your secret is safe with us - and classic Batman. Net wt. .40 oz. (12 g.)
So mighty! A tin full of mints to keep your breath fresh while the classic image of Wonder Woman takes your breath away! Net wt. .40 oz. (12 g.)
Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood - you'll have more confidence with pepperminty fresh breath!
Won't you have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!?
Won't you, please? Please, won't you, please?
One Tuesday morning not so long ago, we arrived at UPG Headquarters to discover a smoldering goat's head at our doorstep. Naturally, we were alarmed. We were certain that goat's head wasn't smoldering when we closed up shop Monday night. Upon closer inspection, we discovered a singed piece of parchment beside it. We tentatively unrolled it to reveal demonic runes scrawled with blood (or possibly a red Sharpie). It took us weeks to decipher, but we eventually discovered it was a recipe for a devilishly-hot candy called Sin-o-Mints. So we packaged these spicy-hot wonders in an amazing tin bearing an illustration of Lucifer himself and made them available to you. If you'd like the recipe, just send us a note and a self-addressed box big enough to hold a smoldering goat's head.
Whether you're meeting Mudd's Women or transporting the Federation ambassador to Eminiar VII, these genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh.
Stale breath? Get it OUT of here! This little mint will make all your bluster fresher. Pop a mint in before you mouth off and everything you say will be... nicer.
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these mints are Supreme! Keep one under your robe. Keep a spare in your chambers. peppermint
