These mints for the palate salute when women won the ballot. Keep your free speech fresh!
They're simply wonderful! A gourmet mint that you'll never forget.
All this time I held my breath...
Freshen your breath with Edgar Allan Poe’s TELL-TALE MINTS.
Enliven your senses – won’t you?
Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood - you'll have more confidence with pepperminty fresh breath!
Won't you have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!?
Won't you, please? Please, won't you, please?
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these mints are Supreme! Keep one under your robe. Keep a spare in your chambers. peppermint
Tired of putting up with things that are bitter and tasteless? It’s time to make life palatable again!
Let these delicious mints improve your mood with the sweet-and-spicy flavor of cinnamon habanero! Slip a few Trumpzilla Mints to your shouty uncle to wake him up. Share a couple with your crabby next-door neighbor and smile – after all, don’t they deserve a little kick? Give these peppery-pink little wonders to everyone you meet and they’ll all agree on one thing: Trumpzilla Mints are quite agreeable!
(Did you know the world’s #1 producer of habaneros is the Yucatán Peninsula... Mexico? Yeah, just keep that to yourself.)