They're simply wonderful! A gourmet mint that you'll never forget.
So cool! How do you keep your breath minty and refreshed? Your secret is safe with us - and classic Batman. Net wt. .40 oz. (12 g.)
Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood - you'll have more confidence with pepperminty fresh breath!
Won't you have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!?
Won't you, please? Please, won't you, please?
The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor mint. Look again at that dot. That’s mint. That’s cool. That’s fresh. peppermint
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these mints are Supreme! Keep one under your robe. Keep a spare in your chambers. peppermint
Whether you're meeting Mudd's Women or transporting the Federation ambassador to Eminiar VII, these genuine pink peppermint Dilithium Crystals keep your breath fusion-fresh.
Stale breath? Get it OUT of here! This little mint will make all your bluster fresher. Pop a mint in before you mouth off and everything you say will be... nicer.
Tired of putting up with things that are bitter and tasteless? It’s time to make life palatable again!
Let these delicious mints improve your mood with the sweet-and-spicy flavor of cinnamon habanero! Slip a few Trumpzilla Mints to your shouty uncle to wake him up. Share a couple with your crabby next-door neighbor and smile – after all, don’t they deserve a little kick? Give these peppery-pink little wonders to everyone you meet and they’ll all agree on one thing: Trumpzilla Mints are quite agreeable!
(Did you know the world’s #1 producer of habaneros is the Yucatán Peninsula… Mexico? Yeah, just keep that to yourself.)