Magnets - Magnetic Finger Puppet The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

If illusion leaves you weary and wary, you need this radical Bertolt Brecht Magnetic Personality. A magnet on your factory locker. A puppet on your finger when you present The Threepenny Opera - without emotional manipulation of the audience, of course. Not for use with cheap propaganda!


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Django Reinhardt Magnetic Personality

Guitar prodigy Django Reinhardt (1910-1953) overcame a devastating fire to devise his unmistakable original style - a blend of traditional Roma and European music with American jazz. A legend in his own time, he remains a legend today.


This George Orwell Magnetic Personality goes with you everywhere. It's a magnet in the kitchen where you are a plongeur. It's a puppet to keep your finger warm when you become a tramp-monster. It's a companion when you are an Embankment sleeper. Be decent. Be human.


Hillary Rodham Clinton: former First Lady, first First Lady U.S. Senator... first female President? Be the first person you know with a Hillary finger puppet!

Approx. 4 tall.
A puppet on your finger!
A magnet on your fridge!


Harlem-born James Baldwin was the clear-eyed transatlantic commuter who showed us how to recognize ourselves as he became one of our finest 20th century writers. This magnetic James Baldwin finger puppet is approximately 4 tall.


Yes you'll say, yes you will, yes to this James Joyce finger puppet! Carry him in your pocket as you set out on your own myth-laden walk through Dublin. On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet!

Approx. 4 tall. But a literary giant.


Kurt Godel was pals with Einstein, dubbed the most important logician since Aristotle by one of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century, and now he's a magnetic finger puppet. Mike drop!


Usually, Batman is the protector of Gotham City, but now this Magnetic Personality can protect your finger or your refrigerator. Approx. 4


This real-yet-wondrous Gabriel Garcia Marquez is a puppet on your finger or a magnet on your fridge or locker. Approximately 4 tall and quite possibly magical.


Host a tiny tea party with this Austen finger puppet! On your finger, she's a puppet; on your fridge, she's a magnet; in your finger puppet collection, her biting social satire will reveal the underlying truths of her finger puppet society! Approx. 4 tall.


The Grim Reaper is a personification of mortality on your finger and a reminder that all is fleeting on your fridge: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of leftovers, I will fear no evil…


On your finger, she's a world-traveling puppet. On your locker or fridge, she's an investigative reporter of a magnet.

Approximately 4 tall, the rowdy and principled Nellie Bly Magnetic Personality is the perfect companion for all your adventures!


Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg sports her favorite jabot to preside over your finger as a puppet or your locker as a magnet. Approximately 4” tall – but don’t let RGB’s diminutive size fool you. Justice Ginsburg will always remind you to fight for what’s right – even when you must declare: “I dissent.”