Butter on top! Butter mixed in! Butter melted or butter browned! What the heck, sometimes even butter burnt! It's alllll good. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
MMMM kale and radish and peas and tofu?! Gimme some of THAT! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton
Your feelings taste like a bucket of fried chicken and I'm into it. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
