The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy cage-like accessories or novelty aprons! All he needs is a big-ass pointy fork and some well-supported feet. You can help him with that, can't you? Men's shoe size 7-12. 59% combed cotton; 38% nylon; 3% spandex.
Let me just say, you do NOT want to find yourself behind the crosshairs of this chick's antique telescope. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 2% spandex.
We're not Cat Ladies, we're Cat Monsters. Our cats are different. They're quiet and loving and never shed. They can even do some basic algebra. Can your cat do that? Can they, Cat Lady?! Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton, 45% nylon and 1% spandex.
Not everyone likes to swear. I don't understand those people and I have a hard time being around them... but they deserve socks, too. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.
PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
Run, don't walk! Chariot, don't rickshaw! But maybe get a cab home, ok? And text me when you get there. Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.
Sometimes you want a crew sock, sometimes you want a ankle sock. Sometimes you want both. Ain't no shame baby, do your swing. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.
Is this guy late, early, or perfectly punctual? Is time just a figment of our collective imagination? Just how powerful is "now"? These are the big questions that these socks probably won't answer. Men's shoe size 7-12. 59% combed cotton; 38% nylon; 3% spandex.
Not only is this little guy totally adorbs, but he's also just as attentive to his house plants as you are. I'd say it was a match made in well-balanced soil-y heaven. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon and 2% spandex.
If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 1% spandex.
The perfect gift for those moments when you burst through the walls of just plain Lovely and strike a perfect landing smack-dab in the middle of A Whole Lotta. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.